(voiceover) I never thought I'd say this, but... our beach party just got a whole lot more wrapped up!
Hey. Maybe this whole place belongs to me. I can turn it into a hot little dance club/restaurant/boutique/water park/…
[interrupting] Get to the point, Doofus of Arabia. beach party mummy transcript
She didn’t dance. She didn’t swim. But she did win the limbo contest. Hard to bend lower when you have no spine.
Oh, boys.
It's just a silly curse. And there's no such thing as curses.
As of this writing, the most accurate version of the viral sketch transcript is the one printed above. If you are looking for a downloadable .TXT or .SRT file of this document, check the resource box at the top of this page. (voiceover) I never thought I'd say this, but
(The kids tiptoe out of the classroom. Carl worries about getting caught, and Sheen reassures him, as they climb into Jimmy's waiting hover car.)
The show mixes factual elements with pure fiction. Here is how the episode's portrayal compares to the actual history of Ancient Egypt. Maybe this whole place belongs to me